What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?